This picture deserves an award for making a man's ass look like a pair of ears. And for doing that we're giving it the honorary award of "Paddled Asses". I haven't seen an ass get smacked like this since the Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee videos came out.

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Last week my roommates and i were discussing our ambitions in life and our hero's, and as always Andre the Giant came up. We asked ourselves what would Andre being doing now if he were still alive, or better yet what position would he play in football?

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Piss Off, the game of trying to pee while your drunk, without getting any on your shoes (or the floor). Maybe they'll come out with a sequel called Morning Wood, now that wood be hard...

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