One roommate said he would make the perfect running back. We all laughed at him for being so naive. We all knew that Andre (or "the all knowing" as we like to call him) would never be put into such a high profile position, he was a very humble man. Plus we said that Andre was way to slow, and would eventually be gang tackled.

My other roommate claimed that Andre would be a wonderful wide receiver because he had hands the size of dinner plates, and was extremely tall. Again I couldn't believe what i had heard. Now it was up to me to convince the people that Andre would in fact be the best fullback ever. I mean he could block, run short patterns and even carry the ball on occasion!! As we each argued our point things got out of hand, and we all stopped once my John Tesh Cd was thrown across the room and broke the framed unicorn picture on our wall.

We all realized that Andre wouldn't want us to fight over him. So we popped in the tape of Andre versus the Hulk in Wrestlemania 10 and cried ourselves to sleep.